Well, this is it--my new blog. In fact, my first blog. Please be patient as I fumble with technology. I'm incredibly stupid when it comes to using my computer, and even basic tasks take on Herculean proportions when I take a whack at them.

It is currently about 2 a.m., Monday morning. I just signed up for this account. You'd think staying up half the night looking for an appropriate venue would indicate that I have something urgent to share with the world. Not really. A bit of a let-down, I know. The good news is that for all of you folks who are looking for shadenfreude, this is the place for you.

Right now I am faced with one burning question...Will anyone ever read this stuff?